For anyone who likes English and grammar:

What do you call Santa's helpers?????


subordinate clauses!


Bahahahahhahahha!!!!!

So...I know it's a really lame joke, but it made me laugh so hard when I heard it! Here are some more to make you chuckle:

. how do you catch a unique rabbit?
unique up on it


2. how do you catch a tame rabbit?
tame way


3. how do crazy people go through the forest ?
they take the psycho path


4. how do you get holy water?
you boil the hell out of it


5. what do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
dam!


6. what do eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
polaroid's


7. what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
a stick


8. what do you call cheese that isn't yours?
nacho cheese


9. what do you call santa's helpers?
subordinate clauses


10. what do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
quattro sinko


11. what do you get from a pampered cow?
spoiled milk


12. what do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
frostbite


13. what lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
a nervous wreck


14. what's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
anyone can roast beef


15. where do you find a dog with no legs?
right where you left him


16. why do gorillas have big nostrils?
because they have big fingers


17. why don't blind people like to sky dive?
because it scares the dog


18. what kind of coffee was served on the titanic?
sanka


19. what is the difference between a harley and a hoover ?
the location of the dirt bag


20. why did pilgrims' pants always fall down?
because they wore their belt buckle on their hat


21. what's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
a bad golfer goes, whack, dang!
a bad skydiver goes dang! whack.


22. how are a texas tornado and a tennessee divorce the same?
somebody's gonna lose a trailer!